md-drugs/locales/meanieweenie.lua

Lang = {}

Lang.Catches = {
    notIn = 'Oi, you ain’t in the damn right spot',
    needItems = 'You don’t even have the shit you need',
    notEnoughMoney = 'You’re too broke, loser',
    buySuccess = 'Finally bought %s %s for $%s, smartass',
    itemMissings = 'You need this crap: \n',
    itemNeeded = 'Get your hands on %s, idiot',
    cooldown = 'Slow your ass down, speed freak',
    invalidItem = 'This crap ain’t sold here, dumbfuck',
    onCooldownWarn = '%s tried to run %s while on cooldown, lol',
    noCops = 'Nosa! Not enough cops online, okeeday!',
}

Lang.coke = {
    targetPick = 'Grab that coke leaf, lazy ass',
    picking = 'Picking the damn leaf',
    targetMakePow = 'Whip up some cocaine powder',
    noleaf = 'No leaf? Can’t make shit, genius',
    makePow = 'Chop those leaves into powder, dumbass',
    targetCutCoke = 'Cut the damn cocaine',
    targetBagCoke = 'Bag that shit up',
    teleIn = 'Step into the lab, dipshit',
    teleOut = 'Get out of the lab, moron',
    needBakingSoda = 'You need baking soda for this, noob',
}

Lang.Cornerselling = {
    inVeh = 'Get out, stranger danger!',
    selling = 'Selling %s for $%s, cha-ching',
    deny = 'Hell no, fuck that offer',
    wait = 'Stand around waiting for a sucker',
    nodrugs = 'You got no drugs to sell, dumbfuck',
    searching = 'Scoping for nearby marks',
    targetTakeBack = 'Take back that crap',
    targetSell = 'Sell %s of %s for $%s, duh',
    targetDeny = 'Reject the pathetic offer',
    stopped = 'Lazy piece of shit can’t sell for shit!',
    start = 'Go make your mom proud, loser',
    gotRobbed = 'You got jacked, nerd!',
    gotBack = 'You got your shit back, finally',
    notEnough = 'You don’t have enough of this crap',
    comDes = 'Sell stuff on the corner, dumbass'
}

Lang.crack = {
    targetMake = 'Cook some crack, shithead',
    cook = 'Cooking that crack, duh',
    targetBag = 'Bag up that crap',
    bag = 'Bagging the crack, moron',
}

Lang.Deliveries = {
    targetGetDel = 'Grab a delivery, lazy bastard',
    targetOpenShop = 'Open dealer shop, finally',
    shopHeader = 'Dealer shop, not your playground',
    targetHandOff = 'Hand over the package, asshole',
    delivering = 'Handing package to dealer, hurry up',
    alreadyDelivering = 'You’re already doing a delivery, dipshit',
    slowAf = 'You took too damn long!',
    newDealerHelp = {
        help = 'Place a dealer, lazy fuck',
        name = 'Dealer name, dumbass',
        timeMin = 'Min time, asshole',
        timeMax = 'Max time, moron'
    },
    DealerExists = 'Dealer already exists, genius',
    deleteDealer = {
        help = 'Delete a dealer, loser',
        name = 'Dealer name, duh',
    },
    deleteDealerSuccess = 'Dealer deleted, finally',
    deleteDealerFail = 'Failed to delete dealer, lol',
}

Lang.heroin = {
    targetPick = 'Pick heroin, idiot',
    picking = 'Picking heroin, duh',
    targetCook = 'Cook heroin, shithead',
    pbCook = 'Cooking up heroin, finally',
    targetPickup = 'Pick up lab, dipshit',
    pbPickup = 'Picking up lab, moron',
    targetClean = 'Clean the lab, lazy ass',
    pbClean = 'Cleaning lab, you useless fuck',
    targetDry = 'Dry out the plant, dumbass',
    pbDry = 'Drying out the damn plant',
    targetCutHeroin = 'Cut the heroin, fucker',
    pbCutHeroin = 'Cutting the heroin, finally',
    targetBuyKit = 'Buy heroin lab kit, moron',
    pbBuyKit = 'Buying that kit, dumbass',
    tableout = 'You already have a table out, loser',
    placing = 'Placing the damn table down',
    targetFill = 'Fill the syringe, idiot',
    pbFill = 'Filling that syringe, moron',
    hasKitAlready = 'You already have a heroin lab kit, fucker',
    notEnoughMoney = 'You need $%s cash for this, brokeass',
    placedKit = 'Placed your heroin kit, finally',
    failed = 'Failed to make heroin, you fuckup',
}

Lang.lean = {
    stealFromTruck = 'Steal from truck, dumbfuck',
    startMission = 'Start lean mission, asshole',
    notOnRun = 'You aren’t on a lean run, moron',
    alreadyChasing = 'Already chasing a truck, lazy ass',
}

Lang.lsd = {
    targetHeat = 'Heating LSD, dipshit',
    heating = 'Heating up LSD, moron',
    targetRefine = 'Refine the acid, shithead',
    refining = 'Refining acid, lazy bastard',
    targetDipping = 'Dip tabs, idiot',
    dipping = 'Dipping tabs, dumbass',
    targetPickup = 'Pick up lab kit, loser',
    packup = 'Packing up lab kit, finally',
    targetClean = 'Clean lab kit, moron',
    needCleaning = 'You need cleaning kit, dumbfuck',
    cleaning = 'Cleaning lab kit, dipshit',
    targetLys = 'Steal lysergic acid, asshole',
    stealLys = 'Stealing lysergic acid, moron',
    targetDie = 'Steal diethylamide, fucker',
    stealDie = 'Stealing diethylamide, idiot',
    targetBuyTab = 'Buy tab paper, lazy ass',
    targetBuyKit = 'Buy LSD lab kit, dumbfuck',
    alreadyOwn = 'You already own this crap, loser',
    buyingKit = 'Buying LSD lab kit, finally',
    tableout = 'You already have a table out, shithead',
    placing = 'Placing lab kit down, idiot',
    failed = 'You suck at making drugs, moron',
}

Lang.mesc = {
    targetPick = 'Pick cactus, dumbass',
    picking = 'Picking cactus, idiot',
    targetDry = 'Dry cactus, lazy fuck',
    dry = 'Drying cactus, shithead',
}

Lang.meth = {
    alreadyChasing = 'Already chasing a truck, asshole',
    targetStealFromCar = 'Steal from meth car, moron',
    targetHeist = 'Start meth mission, dipshit',
    started = 'Already have meth cooking, dumbfuck',
    increaseHeat = 'You increased the heat, shithead',
    targetBag = 'Bag meth, lazy ass',
    targetCook = 'Cook meth, idiot',
    targetGrabTray = 'Grab meth tray, loser',
    targetHeat = 'Adjust the dials, fucker',
    targetSmash = 'Smash the tray, moron',
    targetStealEPH = 'Steal ephedrine, dumbass',
    stealingEPH = 'Stealing ephedrine, idiot',
    targetStealACE = 'Steal acetone, shithead',
    stealingACE = 'Stealing acetone, dipshit',
    notOnRun = 'Not on a meth run, moron',
    onCooldown = 'You’re on cooldown, loser',
    teleIn = 'Enter the lab, dumbfuck',
    teleOut = 'Exit the lab, idiot',
}

Lang.oxy = {
    ditchCar = 'Van is hot, leave it somewhere, fucker',
    targetHandoff = 'Hand off the package, dipshit',
    handingoff = 'Handing off package, moron',
    emptyHands = 'You’re not carrying shit, idiot',
    targetPay = 'Rent oxy van, lazy ass',
    keys = 'Keys are in the van, dumbfuck',
    targetGetPackage = 'Grab the package, shithead',
    alreadyCarrying = 'Already carrying a package, loser',
    paid = 'Paid $%s to rent van, finally',
    notOn = 'Not on a route, moron',
}

Lang.pharma = {
    input = {
        header = 'Who the fuck gets this prescription?',
        title1 = 'Player name, asshole',
        title2 = 'Prescription, dumbfuck',
    },
    write = 'Writing prescription, shithead',
    opening = 'Opening prescription bottle, moron',
    targetFill = 'Fill prescription, idiot',
    fill = 'Getting prescription filled, dipshit',
    canceled = 'You canceled the prescription, loser',
    unbottle = 'Opened the bottle, fucker',
}

Lang.shrooms = {
    targetPick = 'Pick shrooms, dumbass',
    picking = 'Picking shrooms, idiot',
    eat = 'Eating shrooms, shithead',
    cancel = 'Decided not to do shrooms, loser',
    took = 'Took some shrooms, fucker!',
}

Lang.weed = {
    targetPick = 'Pick weed, dumbfuck',
    picking = 'Picking weed, idiot',
    targetDry = 'Dry weed, shithead',
    noDry = 'Need wet weed for this, loser',
    wait = 'Waiting for weed to dry, dipshit...',
    take = 'Ready to take weed, moron',
    targetDryed = 'Pick up weed, fucker',
    teleportIn = 'Enter grow house, asshole',
    teleportOut = 'Leave grow house, idiot',
    dabs = 'Doing some dabs, dumbfuck',
    bluntWrap = 'Dipping syrup to make %s, loser',
    rollBlunt = 'Rolling a %s, shithead',
    targetSales = 'Buy from dealer, dipshit',
    buying = 'Buying %s from dealer, moron',
    itemDoesntExist = 'Item does not exist here, dumbass',
    needItem = 'Need a %s for this, fucker',
    crackBlunt = 'Cracking open a blunt, loser',
}

Lang.wholesale = {
    alreadyWholesale = 'Already wholesaling, asshole',
    targetBuyer = 'Talk to the buyer, shithead',
    wholesaling = 'Wholesaling drugs, moron',
    uhoh = 'Buyer’s getting sketchy, dipshit',
    tooLong = 'Buyer waited too long, dumbfuck',
    notEnoughCops = 'Not enough cops on duty, loser',

    count = 'Quantity detected: %s, fucker',
    bonus = 'Quantity bonus: +%s%%, shithead',
    estimate = 'Estimated payout: $%s - $%s, moron',
    no_drugs = 'You don’t have any of this drug, dumbass',
    ambush = 'Ambush! %s attackers with %s weapons approaching, fucker!',
    complete = 'Sold %s items for $%s%s, idiot',
    min_quantity = 'Must sell at least %s items, loser',
    deal_failed_cleanup = 'Deal failed, try again, dumbfuck',
}

Lang.xtc = {
    alreadyOut = 'You have a press out already, shithead',
    settingDown = 'Setting down the press, moron',
    noPressOut = 'No press out, dumbass',
    targetMake = 'Press pills, loser',
    making = 'Pressing a %s, fucker',
    targetPickup = 'Pick up press, idiot',
    picking = 'Picking up press, dipshit',
    targetStealMDP2P = 'Steal MDP2P, asshole',
    stealingMDP2P = 'Stealing MDP2P, moron',
    fail = 'Damn dude, you suck, shithead',
    targetStealIsosafrole = 'Steal isosafrole, dumbfuck',
    stealingIsosafrole = 'Stealing isosafrole, loser',
    targetRaw = 'Make raw XTC, fucker',
    makingRaw = 'Making raw XTC, idiot',
    getPress = 'Get press, moron',
    buySingle = 'Buy single press for $%s, shithead',
    buyp = 'Buying press, dumbass',
    targetStamp = 'Stamp XTC, loser',
    stamp_desc = 'Stamp %s pills, fucker',
    stamping = 'Stamping %s pills, idiot',
    noPills = 'No unstamped pills, shithead',
}

Lang.merchant = {
    targetOpen = 'Open merchant menu, asshole',
}

return Lang